Friday, May 22, 2009

Pickle Pirates

As the title may suggest... I am starting a roving band of nomadic pickle pirates. (Wait, how does it suggest that at all...?)

Anywho, I need spots to be filled. Charlie will be my first mate, although we will not call him Charlie. And along those same lines, I will not be called Colton. We will need special, piratey, names. What really is a pickle pirate, you may ask? Well, let's clear that confusion up before it continues any longer...!

pick⋅le [pik-uhl]


1. a cucumber that has been preserved in brine, vinegar, or the like.

pi⋅rate [pahy-ruht]


a person who robs or commits illegal violence at sea or on the shores of the sea.


So, obviously, based on these definitions... We will be raiding pickle farms located near the sea and stealing all their pickles! Why, you ask? Hah! I scoff in the face of questions! I sneer at the inquisitive! I say, WHO NEEDS A REASON!

Who's with me?!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll come aboard to be a pickle pirate!!! Since I'm first in the lineup, that means I get first pick of positions, right? Alright! Meet your new sailorette, name of Ann Twin Et. My spot will be up in the crow's nest, if you please. I suppose that I'll hafta wait an' see if'n I qualifies to be a pickle pirate, so here's me qualificayshuns:
1) I have a good eye for spottin' things such as ice cream, ice cream sandwiches, pizza, chocolate in various forms and disguises, big pots o' tea, pickles, and chickens wot looks lost.
2) I can spell my own name.
3) I can whistle.
Let me know if I pass. :)