Anywho, I need spots to be filled. Charlie will be my first mate, although we will not call him Charlie. And along those same lines, I will not be called Colton. We will need special, piratey, names. What really is a pickle pirate, you may ask? Well, let's clear that confusion up before it continues any longer...!
pick⋅le /ˈpɪkəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [pik-uhl]–noun
1. a cucumber that has been preserved in brine, vinegar, or the like.
1. a person who robs or commits illegal violence at sea or on the shores of the sea.
So, obviously, based on these definitions... We will be raiding pickle farms located near the sea and stealing all their pickles! Why, you ask? Hah! I scoff in the face of questions! I sneer at the inquisitive! I say, WHO NEEDS A REASON!
Who's with me?!