Anywho, I need spots to be filled. Charlie will be my first mate, although we will not call him Charlie. And along those same lines, I will not be called Colton. We will need special, piratey, names. What really is a pickle pirate, you may ask? Well, let's clear that confusion up before it continues any longer...!
pick⋅le [pik-uhl]
–noun
əl
1. a cucumber that has been preserved in brine, vinegar, or the like.
pi⋅rate [pahy-ruht]
–noun1. a person who robs or commits illegal violence at sea or on the shores of the sea.
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So, obviously, based on these definitions... We will be raiding pickle farms located near the sea and stealing all their pickles! Why, you ask? Hah! I scoff in the face of questions! I sneer at the inquisitive! I say, WHO NEEDS A REASON!
Who's with me?!
